I have not updated in awhile due to real life. I have had a few misadventures along the way :
I tested out a tazer on myself
I have been getting a root canal and ended up with a throat full of bleach, followed by cups of water being forced down my throat and the spray thingy washing my face, sort of like being water boarded, but more expensive.
I fell. It was an epic fall involving tumbling across two rooms, with witnesses. Nothing graceful about it.
Went back to the dentist and paid for more torture.
Moved my daughter to her new job at a children's home.
Today my husband bought me 4 beautiful gourmet cupcakes for my birthday. I manged to tip them over in the car, squash them a bit while getting in the car, and dropped them frosting side up on the kitchen floor!